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Math

• The tricks on the blackboard are performed by a professional mathematician. Don't try to repeat them at the test.

Life Sciences

• Let's pray that science wins out over superstition.
• If you cannot identify a beetle even to a family, most likely, it's a darkling beetle. -- O. L. Kryzhanovsky
• True bug is a rectangular beetle. -- exam answer
• By the grooves on the claws one knows the lion (Panthera leo (Linnaeus, 1758)). -- taxonomic truism.
• What is a scientific name of a fried cockroach ? A grylloblattidae.
• Made on a plant that handles real chocolate. -- American candy bar label.
• For every shit there is a dung beetle.

Strategic Thoughts

• Instead of the flute, let's rise our flasks to joyfully live under tricolor flag.
• Observational vehicle is sent forward to the distance of visual memory.
• When you talk with a superior you must SHUT UP!
• Report - all or not all. Not alls will be reprimanded.
• Steering wheel helps to turn left, right, and other directions.
• Why you keep dumbbells in the nightstand? Wona feed mice?
• After shooting exercise weapons and munitions should be brought into the original order.
• When your commander says "ferret" there may be no dormice.
• Attack signal - three green whistles.
• You're cadet or where? You're in line or who? Shut up, I ask you.
• Atomic nucleus consists of blue neutrons and red protons.
• What a swine has been here, a cow, perhaps.
• They'll take you to the field, make you face the wall, and shot in the forehead.
• You live here like pigs in a den.
• Elevator doesn't lift down.
• You need to remember this by heart like Abramowitz and Stegun.

Literature

• Psst, quickly tell me, what The Forsyte Saga is about.
• Moby-****; or, The Whale -- censored by an American educational site.
• A new Tolkien's trilogy: 1. The Lord of the Rings. 2. The Lord of the Groups. Abelian Group. 3. The Lord of the Fields. Roots of Unity.