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The tricks on the blackboard are performed by a professional mathematician. Don't try to repeat them at the test.

Let's pray that science wins out over superstition.
If you cannot identify a beetle even to a family, most likely, it's a darkling beetle. -- O. L. Kryzhanovsky
A true bug is a kind of rectangular beetle. -- exam answer
By the grooves on the claws one knows the lion (Panthera leo (Linnaeus, 1758)). -- taxonomic truism.
What is a scientific name of a fried cockroach ? A grylloblattidae.
Made on a plant that handles real chocolate. -- American candy bar label.
For every shit there is a dung beetle.

The observational vehicle is sent forward to the distance of visual memory.
When you talk with a superior you must SHUT UP!
Report - all or not all. Not alls will be reprimanded.
A steering wheel helps to turn left, right, and other directions.
Why do you keep dumbbells in your nightstand? Wanna feed mice?
After the shooting exercise, weapons and munitions should be brought into the original order.
When your commander says "ferret", there may be no dormice.
Attack signal: three green whistles.
You're a cadet or where? You're in line or who? Shut up, I ask you.
The atomic nucleus consists of blue neutrons and red protons.
What a swine has been here; a cow, perhaps.
They'll take you to the field, make you face the wall, and shoot you in the forehead.
You live here like pigs in a den.
An elevator doesn't lift down.
You need to remember this by heart like Abramowitz and Stegun.

Psst, quickly tell me, what The Forsyte Saga is about.
Moby-****; or, The Whale -- censored by an American educational site.
A new Tolkien trilogy: 1. The Lord of the Rings. 2. The Lord of the Groups. Abelian Group. 3. The Lord of the Fields. Roots of Unity.